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August 08, 2009

"Just like a hog"... Use your real names on the Net.

To comment and be published at this blog you must tell us who you really are--unless you are a Chinese dissident, a CIA operative, or a Club Ned Permitee. Do be advised.

1. Especially the nameless and unhappy campers who read Happysphere blogs, don't like our opinions (which may threaten the comfortable mediocrity of many), like to shoot from the hip, never read anything in its entirety, hate complexity and nuance, can't think, are semi-literate anyway, and have zilch to say.

2. Being miserable, afraid, incompetent and broke is a choice, you know? Try a hot dog stand, opening a flower shop, or selling shoes, maybe. The Law is not your thing, guys.

3. Take a canoe trip and some time to think about it.

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"Just like a hog": Full Club Ned membership details are here.

Posted by JD Hull at August 8, 2009 01:01 PM

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I believe that you have wrongly maligned the readers of Above the Law. The problem is that they are all young men with notably small penises, thus requiring compensation. Since they cannot afford to purchase a decent automobile to impress women or Ned, they post anonymously to prove their machismo.

Your policy may implicate the ATL Readers with Disabilities Act, protecting young lawyers with substantial substandard genitalia.

Posted by: Scott Greenfield at August 8, 2009 02:19 PM

Scott--Reproductively-handicapped law cattle of any age currently is not protected by ADA. And what about older guys with no equipment at all? The aging guys, at least, do feel the shame.

Posted by: Dan Hull at August 8, 2009 05:35 PM

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