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August 27, 2011

Pantheon: Lena Calhoun Horne.

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1941 photo by Carl Van Vechten

Lena Horne died last year on May 9, 2010. She had natural class and confidence. She lived her life as a work of art. She could sing, dance, act. She could, and did, stand up to talentless arrogance, straight-up bullies and inelegance in all its forms--both before and after she became powerful in her own right. If you're of the greatest generation, you think of her as glamorous. If you're a Boomer, she's the best of the Civil Rights movement.

And if you were born after 1970, you might be curious about a New Yorker who begins life in a rapidly-changing Bedford–Stuyvesant, moves South without parents, heads back up to Brooklyn, becomes a Cotton Club mainstay at 17, breaks records in more than walk of life, and lives to be 92. Start here, here or here.

Add Ms. Horne to our Pantheon.

Posted by JD Hull at 12:59 AM | Comments (0)

Why You Shouldn't Always Text Baby Boomers.

Note to Gen-X and Gen-Y Guys: We know that you do whatever your women tell you to do--and that they like to text. But start using the phone instead. Step up and grow a pair. Call.

Texting is no longer completely cool because it's, well, Way-Poofy, plus:

1. Gadgety yet Highly Inefficient.

2. Slow.

3. Prone to Be Misunderstood.

4. Impersonal. Bordering on Rude.

5. Passive-Aggressive in the Extreme.

6. Dripping in Docility.

7. Completely and Off-The-Charts ShowTunes.

Pick up the phone and call us instead. Note to Gen-X and Gen-Y Guys: We know that you do whatever your women tell you to do--and that they like to text. But start using the phone for what phones used to be designed for. Call. Step up. Grow a pair. We know you you can do it!

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Hunter? He texted when it was too noisy to talk.

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My Marrakesh: Mirleft, Morocco--and Life's Big Waters. The Strength and Passion of a Mother's Love.

Do see at My Marrakesh my stalwart friend Maryam's Mirleft, Morocco: and a Tale of Watery Treachery.

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Posted by JD Hull at 12:25 AM | Comments (0)