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April 17, 2016

Partner Emeritus, We Love You Long Time.

At his new home at ATL Surrogate this week, Partner Emeritus discussed mindfulness:

These days, I practice mindfulness by going to an Oriental massage parlor adorned in a silk kimono. I usually go for the "kneading" massage on my staff. For extra stimulation, I have the madame of the house play 2 Live Crew's "Me so horny" in the background. Best $25 spent in NYC ever.

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