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May 24, 2016

Where in the World is Partner Emeritus?

A recent dispatch from my friend Partner Emeritus, who for political reasons is touring familiar points south and scouting residential properties:

Dan, one of the sexual fantasies on my bucket list entails me dressing up as a British naval officer and proceeding to declare occupation on a local Buenos Aires beauty and reenact the Fuckland Islands War. I have my missile on standby. Dan, the last time I was in Buenos Aires, "eche tanto polvo con huesitas que me llamaban 'Dusty.'"


Posted by JD Hull at May 24, 2016 08:15 PM


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