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October 03, 2008

To Sarah Palin: Will you marry me?

Ever thought about unloading the First Dude? I'm 5'10", weigh 165, stay in shape. Educated, hard-working. In my spare time, I work with service-challenged professionals, recovering Gen Ys, lawyers, other mental patients. Now a non-smoker, and I don't eat much. Originally from back East, but also raised in Midwest; I get the Brady Bunch and wholesomeness thing. I grew up that way. Each year I fish in southwestern Alaska (I'll be in Anchorage for a night on August 14, 2009, but can come in for business a few days earlier; be in the Millennium on Spenard Road near airport). Cohos and rainbows. We need more women anglers at the lodge.

WAC? still loves Joe Biden, and has never knowingly dated/married a Republican. Still not sure I can vote for you. I do worry you've not read Flaubert, Voltaire or Hunter Thompson. Or Paul Samuelson. But, Madame, you're no ditz, ballsier than Barack, and 10 times smarter than Ronald Reagan or any known Bush. Rather have you in my foxhole than any of the foregoing. You did exceedingly well in the VP debate with Joe last night in St. Louis. Many of us, including me, and most of the U.S. press, owe you an apology. A big one. And, shucks, you're way cute--and feisty, funny, fun. I have a Pygmalion complex. Picture is below. Respond to Holden Oliver.


Posted by JD Hull at October 3, 2008 11:02 PM


This is seriously the most inane and insipid blog posting I have ever seen. I think this is evidence that the substance of your blog is moronic.

Posted by: JD Hull Is A Dud at October 3, 2008 03:38 PM

Dud-Boy: Yeah, you may be right. This site's not for everyone. It's for happy well-rounded, well-read, well-traveled people with serious money, original thoughts and the stones to use their real names.

Posted by: Holden Oliver at October 3, 2008 05:11 PM

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