December 07, 2008
London's GeekLawyer seeks U.S. lawyer to craft "Limeyism" suit against ABA Journal.
He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct.
--General Corman to Willard, briefing him about Colonel Walt Kurtz, Apocalypse Now (1979)
Over in the UK, GeekLawyer, the normally reserved and self-effacing product of Eton and Oxford, and rightful heir to some strange ancient crown in Ceylon who hosted Blawg Review earlier this year, is angry.
He is more disturbed than usual that he was not included in the ABA Journal's "Blawg 100". We received the below message very early Friday morning, when most Americans were still asleep. He apparently read our post of Thursday night. In response he was very matter of fact. He wants a pro-bono lawyer for his crusade.
Any takers? We know him as a persistent if frugal human who will press this until he gets want he wants. He would be a cooperative client, and he understands the trial process in the U.S. and the UK. He is, after all, under his real name, a key player in Legal London. He has contacts, influence, Inn membership and a motorcycle called "The Terrible and Inexorable Wrath of God". If you are a man, he can introduce you to lots of professional women. Anyway, his request:
Can you recommend a good lawyer who'll act for me against the ABA? This is clear Limeyism - it cannot stand. They'll need to work pro-bono because although I have plenty of money I need to keep it for mead and hookers.
Lincoln's Inn, Holborn, London
Posted by Holden Oliver (Kitzbühel Desk) at December 7, 2008 11:00 PM
I laughed at this so much I peed myself. Thank heavens I wear incontinence sports pants.
Posted by: Geeklawyer at December 6, 2008 06:45 AM
I will do it pro bono. I haven't found much work since I resigned as U.S. attorney general.
I need the practice.
Posted by: Alberto Gonzales at December 6, 2008 03:08 PM
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