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May 23, 2009
Slackoisie-Fest: Fighting Loser-ism in the Workplace.
Listen, you creeps, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the dogs, the filth and the crap. Here is a man who stood up.
~ Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver (1976)
Young wankers against work. Scott Greenfield at Simple Justice rails, too often alone, against the dreaded 'Wazee: the Cliff Notes kids, scourges of the workplace, and Maynard G. Krebses with a straight-faced demented Ritalin-laced rap on the right to be barely adequate at work. This is Gen-Y. You were born after 1978. You demand--with no real bargaining power--that employers buy into "work-life balance". You want a family-life "lifestyle".
The truth: you're lazier and more incompetent than WAC?'s old Southern Ohio whiskey-swilling doped-up hound dog "Craps". But now you call yourself Super-Daddy. Or Concerned Humanist. Or Non-Selfish Sensitive New Age Person. Some trendy if wimpy U.S. employers are increasingly buying into this.
But since 1997 at Hull McGuire--the firm for which I co-write this blog, and clerked for last summer--such workers have been referred to openly as the Slackoisie, the 'Slack and (on bad days) "Looters". The firm was alone in its dismay for many years. Then other firms in the U.S. experienced the same problem. No one, it seemed, however, wanted to talk about it--even as higher-end clients worried increasingly about getting real value from their planners and problem solvers.
But, in Scott Greenfield, last year we finally found a talented and spirited ally. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. He is hero to the quiet legions of builders, planners, inventors and yeoman lawyers who know what problem-solving takes, and what sacrifices are demanded to get things done for clients and customers.
Ben Franklin, Tom Edison and Clarence Darrow root for Greenfield in Doers' Heaven. The Immortals do watch us. They hope that America's shameful, and ill-timed, work-life balance charade will soon die the vampire's death it deserves. Enough is enough, they think; this is not what we Yanks are all about. Get "balance" on your own time, in your own way, or through a less demanding career.
Young lawyers need to learn the tough and hard-learned art of practicing law. Older lawyers need to work hard at teaching them, and serving valued clients.
We serve. Clients and customers are "always"--and they come first. See Scott's "First, You Have To Get The Job". About 30 comments so far.
Greenfield (dated photo), Last of the Anti-Wankers.
Posted by Holden Oliver at May 23, 2009 08:48 PM
Comments
Hey Holden, Dan mailed me to say this is your last post. I take it you're retiring at 29 from burn out :-)
Posted by: Ruthie at May 23, 2009 09:49 AM
Actually, Ms. Ruthie, I am 41, and my wife and I have two young kids. Am just now graduating from law school in California. I love the law, and I love to work--but also love working in journalism, my first career. I am headed for Paris with my family for one year for a law-journalism sort of fellowship, part of which will be in Austria. Back in the states after that. To either New York or Washington, D.C.; if the latter, I will likely go work for Hull McGuire.
I really do not buy into the work-life balance thing. It's a very naive and dangerous movement which could dumb down American productivity. Very few good firms require 2000+ hours--but the point is that making you happy is never an employer's duty. I would question the motives of people who make the time to argue that "getting-a-life" is a duty somehow shared and shouldered with someone other than the employee. Thinking like that brings entire cultures down. And I really do think that "the movement" is lead by those who need to feel better in the workplace about a lack of ambition and drive.
If you love what you do, burn-out is unlikely.
You need to choose. Big career or "just a paycheck, thank you".
What one does for a living--and how it's done--is very important to many people. It should not be trivialized, or impliedly forced on others, in the name of mental health and well-being. Let's not punish or chill those who have Big Dreams and Big Energies.
Posted by: Holden Oliver at May 23, 2009 03:36 PM