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May 24, 2016
Where in the World is Partner Emeritus?
A recent dispatch from my friend Partner Emeritus, who for political reasons is touring familiar points south and scouting residential properties:
Dan, one of the sexual fantasies on my bucket list entails me dressing up as a British naval officer and proceeding to declare occupation on a local Buenos Aires beauty and reenact the Fuckland Islands War. I have my missile on standby. Dan, the last time I was in Buenos Aires, "eche tanto polvo con huesitas que me llamaban 'Dusty.'"
Posted by JD Hull at 08:15 PM | Comments (0)